I would just like to introduce myself to everyone: I am Kitty Newlands. Well that is the name given to me by "humans" - HRH Princess Kitty is my preferred title. I am a Tortie Princess, directly descended from Cleopatra no less.
I was born in London in 2008
Quite how I ended up living with a simple minded Calico and a mad Scottish Mother I have no idea. And to think how much my parents spent on my Swiss Finishing School.....
Yet I remain undaunted that I will one day break free. I already have my false papers and a killer outfit to wear to seduce the guards at the Border.
Meantime I content myself with the knowledge of my superiority and the luxuries that one can afford when one is a successful Nip Dealer.. I mean, entrepreneur..Got to go now but be back soon. Love, Kitty XX
Kitty and Ipanema's chronicles are being compiled by their ever doting mum to form an anthology, upon our encouragement. We have many chapters, or rather snapshots, of their lives and adventures, from rescue to Catcuddles then landing on their feet with Debbie at Greenwich moving together to Edinburgh, their Aberdeen breaks etc.
ReplyDeleteWe love the imagination with which their mum recounts their "true" stories.
Way to go ladies! Your stories keep us entertained, so now you can hopefully share them with others here ...